Monday, March 1, 2010

One Funny, One Disgusters!!!

So a post without pics!?!? That NEVER happens for me but I just HAD to get these two things that happened this weekend posted so we wouldn't forget!


FIRST... a mr. curtis funny
this guy CRACKS me up and that is one of the things I MOST love about him...well he had a DOOZY the other day. I wasn't there, but this is the story as told by him to me...


(talking to a lady at his work...)


workergirl: "can you work on Sunday?"


my husband: "i think so, let me double check and i'll call you back."


workergirl: "okay, thanks goodbye."


my husband: "okay bye, love you!"


heath thinks about it and calls workergirl back a minute later...


my hubs: "did you hear what I said when I hung up the phone?"


girl: "YES! i told my co-worker, 'i think he just said HE LOVED ME!!'"


OMG Hoooowwww FUNNY!! I was ROOOLLLING when he told me about this. He is getting a HARD TIME for this for a while to come!!!

SECOND....the 'Disgusters' (as we called it!!)


**Adalinn was over spending the night. She and Crosby were sitting beside me on the couch and Paisley was on my lap. Heath was on the phone in the same room. I was playing with Paisley and talking to her. All of a sudden she projectile vomited all over me!! It gets much worse.... it was ALL milk (i had nursed her not long before) and it went all over my face, neck and chest and worst of all I was talking so I got a MOUTHFUL as well!!! commence with the gagging!!! Good times in parenthood!! Of this experience, I can say 3 things...**


1. I am proud of myself for not re-barfing on the baby!

2. That is something I have never experienced (or never thought I would)

3. I now know that breast milk is, in fact, VEERY sweet!!!


Gross, I KNOW!!!

5 comments:

  1. OMG, Heath is such a dork! Hopefully she won't be giving him any funny looks at work!

    The 2nd one is very YUCKY!!! That sounds like a really nasty and messy situation! I give you props for not upchucking yourself!

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  2. Ooooh yucky! I think even with Katie doing that after every feeding I never managed to get any in my mouth. At least it didn't sit in there and get curdled for awhile first!

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  3. Totally laughed so hard at Heath's story...my eyes are watering ;)

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  4. The first story is totally halirious. The second one reminds me of a time several years back that I had a friend's infant baby girl above my head playing with her and she threw up all over my face and yes in the mouth too. So gross. Something you never forget.

    Jennifer Turner

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  5. Oh that is too funny! Leave it to Heath! I'm still laughing. Ya know, it won't be long until you have to deal with Easter Egg Traffic again. I remember one time Wyatt spewed breast milk all over me and it got caught in the top of my empire waist nightgown. Right in the bra cups. I had to pull it over my head with all the spew in the bra cups which ended up all over my face and hair. Oh the memories!

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